Breaking up is not really hard to do

Breaking up is not really hard to do, especially when you share the same major.

PSYCHOLOGY: "You're just using me as a substitute for your mother,"

SOCIOLOGY: "I'm beginning to feel oppressed in this relationship."

PSYCHIATRY: "Sorry, you've become hazardous to my mental health."

THEATER: "Oh my God! I gave you my life, my body. And now you’ve betrayed me. You heartless jerk, It’s over, all over!”

BIOLOGY: “ Goodbye – all you want is to get in my genes!”

PHYSICS: “Lets face it-what goes up must come down.”

JOURNALISM: “ Today was the end of an era, Sam Milby & Anne Curtis, called an end to their relationship.”

BUSINESS: “We’ve been spending too much money together; it’s cheaper to be apart.”

COMMUNICATIONS: “I do not understand you anymore.”

HISTORY: “I must confess that someone from my past has come back to reclaim me.”

ARCHAEOLOGY: “I try to bury my past; you keep on digging it up.”

GEOGRAPHY: “I’m sorry, I don’t think this long-distance relationship will ever work,”

ANATOMY: “I never liked your body anyway.”

ECONOMICS: “Your demands are more than I can supply.”

EDUCATION: “I want you to know that I don’t have any regrets; it was a learning experience.”

COMPUTER: “But your hard drive is more like a floppy.”

ARCHITECTURE: “There just wasn’t much to build on in the first place.”

ASTRONOMY: “ I just realized I need some space….”

PHILOSOPHY: “If two people break up in a dorm and there’s no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?”

CHEMISTRY: “I don’t feel the magic anymore!”

COUNSELING: “Guess what-you’ve got a problem, you need professional help.”

MUSIC: “Our romance has gone off-key!”

LAW: “It occurred to me that it would be a crime to let Catherine Zeta-Jones go…”